Milky the Milking Cow

Best toy I never had...MILKY! I'll let the pictures do the talking:





You simply fill up her udders with white powder...





Push her head down into a trough of water...





Crank that MF's tail....





Then squeeze out the viscous white fluid.








That'll really ring Milky's bell!

Unsavory Celebrity Commercial Appearances

Here's a few great ones...

Jack Palance for Canada Dry ginger ale...


PJ Soles for deodorant. Valedictorian? Right.


Classic unflattering shot of Sandy Duncan for Wheat Thins:

Spot the Real* Actress

*trick question

Nobody Puts Randy and Evi Quaid in the Right Corner!

Can you put these pictures of Randy and Evi Quaid in the correct chronological order?

Wonderful Police Sketches

See more at the crime library.

In Memoriam

For Your Pleasure

No new videos in a while! Very busy with the bag stuff--I do apologize. Here's a few recent collage/photoshopped lady experiments to look at, if that's what you're into: -->>>>













more pics on mah Flickr