<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919</id><updated>2009-12-17T23:33:31.883-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Working Girls Doodle Pad</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default?orderby=updated'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default?start-index=26&amp;max-results=25&amp;orderby=updated'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>33</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>25</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3787832877682276285</id><published>2009-12-17T23:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T23:33:31.896-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disney subliminal messages'/><title type='text'>Disney 666</title><content type='html'>I spent a few minutes indulging in Disney subliminal messages today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The classic priest with a boner...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When we heard about this one we showed it to my mom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2514/4193957689_27f6f20792.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2703/4194712796_28de2c24ed_o.jpg "/&gt; LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Missed this one, although the YouTube commenters say it's actually SFX...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2635/4193957733_91a8f3616d_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tits in cinema--it's a naked women!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2538/4194712834_4351d21b58_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2697/4194712860_a956b5d7fb_m.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hitler, LOL! I have no idea what this one is from.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2609/4194712886_66029a4fc0_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3787832877682276285?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3787832877682276285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/12/disney-666.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3787832877682276285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3787832877682276285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/12/disney-666.html' title='Disney 666'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6374791342227851430</id><published>2009-11-30T19:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T19:50:09.443-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toaster strudel breakfast'/><title type='text'>Grape Jelly Break</title><content type='html'>As I was watching this commercial, I realized that it actually looks good to me. It's basically like a toaster strudel, and about three people in the world know how many of those I ate as a teenager...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just take some good old white bread, slather on some cream cheese....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2471/4149293182_c69954e4c8_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Add just a tiny, tiny dab of the jelly of your choice...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/4149293232_16d253f2d6_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Butter both sides...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2712/4148534101_c8e241b94c_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then dip it in some eggy mixture and fry the thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2600/4149293310_c87ca233ba_o.jpg " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2803/4148534171_76ff6d32c1_o.jpg " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think I might make a version of this tomorrow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6374791342227851430?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6374791342227851430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/grape-jelly-break.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6374791342227851430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6374791342227851430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/grape-jelly-break.html' title='Grape Jelly Break'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3598601809369449350</id><published>2009-11-23T19:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T20:09:26.000-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bachelorette party clown fellatio crotchless panties'/><title type='text'>Classic Penis Pasta Post: Bachelorette Party</title><content type='html'>Some screen grabs from "The Party" (1988).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2531/4129338925_4de8faffff.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't say I'd recommend watching this feature film, but it did yield some classic bachelorette party moments. Here are some of its better ones.... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2622/4130105948_f233a9dcfc.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Classic way to propose to your lady is on a rented raft. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2665/4130105974_ea06560e41.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2589/4130151912_918e47a1a2.jpg "/&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Didn't realize they had The View in the 80's. But more than that, I didn't know it was standard procedure to invite the press in for your bachelorette party. I guess some things we will never figure out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2586/4130106036_88b179560e.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Invite a young Catherine Keener to your party--it'll be way better!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2774/4122954064_6949845e2e.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4122182375_4677a6233d.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can only wish I will live long enough to give my granddaughter crotchless panties for her wedding night. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2747/4122954180_6ef3a27aae.jpg"/&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;Thanks, Gramma!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4122182283_e7c91a86a5.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unveiling the "donkey"...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...it's not a party 'til someone fellates a clown. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2688/4122953964_8b5dde19d9.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it can't go up to eleven until someone sets off the party alarm!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2803/4122953580_50081813d5.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2613/4122182131_c46f545672.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I appreciate the attention to detail they've paid--turning around the toy as well as the dudes.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2610/4122182083_6cd635797d.jpg "/&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2562/4122182037_93364ec8c0.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2688/4122181991_1dab225614.jpg "/&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get this woman some chocolate, a drink, or a penis STAT! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2788/4122181941_f433ee5778.jpg "/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3598601809369449350?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3598601809369449350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/classic-penis-pasta-post-bachelorette.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3598601809369449350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3598601809369449350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/classic-penis-pasta-post-bachelorette.html' title='Classic Penis Pasta Post: Bachelorette Party'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-7566887071197924846</id><published>2009-11-03T19:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T20:08:11.614-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='milky the milking cow'/><title type='text'>Milky the Milking Cow</title><content type='html'>Best toy I never had...MILKY! I'll let the pictures do the talking:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2438/4073523433_53c1b21bf0_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2551/4074280870_36cde89e2d_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You simply fill up her udders with white powder...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2538/4073523353_ac08d58c24_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Push her head down into a trough of water...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2662/4074280780_0b2a79a3cf_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crank that MF's tail....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2775/4074280754_1f3d1f0f9c_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then squeeze out the viscous white fluid. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2756/4073523221_33863c701c_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3482/4074280656_be74ac1f6c_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/4074280592_0d581d00b4_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4074280514_3138696e8d_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That'll really ring Milky's bell!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2732/4073523033_9758598cfc_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-7566887071197924846?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/7566887071197924846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/milky-milking-cow.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7566887071197924846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7566887071197924846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/milky-milking-cow.html' title='Milky the Milking Cow'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6465714379931239308</id><published>2009-10-07T23:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T23:50:44.259-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jack palance sandy duncan wheat thins pj soles commercials'/><title type='text'>Unsavory Celebrity Commercial Appearances</title><content type='html'>Here's a few great ones...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack Palance for Canada Dry ginger ale... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3576/3991659179_404126df32.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PJ Soles for deodorant. Valedictorian? Right. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2648/3991659215_b0236c80eb.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Classic unflattering shot of Sandy Duncan for Wheat Thins:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3991659281_affd965eea.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3518/3992418798_19d97c31dd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6465714379931239308?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6465714379931239308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/10/unsavory-celebrity-commercial.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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mia farrow'/><title type='text'>Spot the Real* Actress</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3313578320_58a9c299aa.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3523/3967572741_ae847d8809.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*trick question&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-5662978288183841788?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/5662978288183841788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/spot-real-actress.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5662978288183841788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5662978288183841788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/spot-real-actress.html' title='Spot the Real* Actress'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2659493835746256934</id><published>2009-09-30T09:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T09:41:27.410-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='randy evi quaid'/><title type='text'>Nobody Puts Randy and Evi Quaid in the Right Corner!</title><content type='html'>Can you put these pictures of Randy and Evi Quaid in the correct chronological order?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/3969498306_e7ddcbd82f.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2421/3969497898_60174e1d1d.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3526/3968725597_a4f2c73641.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2539/3969497206_dde356a126.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2659493835746256934?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2659493835746256934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/nobody-puts-randy-and-evi-quaid-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2659493835746256934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2659493835746256934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/nobody-puts-randy-and-evi-quaid-in.html' title='Nobody Puts Randy and Evi Quaid in the Right Corner!'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6689778524858834167</id><published>2009-09-19T18:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-19T18:10:28.633-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shitty police sketches'/><title type='text'>Wonderful Police Sketches</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3462/3935166295_4e260bb47e.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3935166335_1c15db7980.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3935946938_bf17ca8291.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3482/3935946882_5623f36571.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2647/3935946840_5e19bbd2ea.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2638/3935166267_beaac14ca6.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3935947176_721ea125be.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See more at the &lt;a href=" http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/police-sketches-only-a-mother-could-love.html" &gt;crime library&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6689778524858834167?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6689778524858834167/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/wonderful-police-sketches.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6689778524858834167'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6689778524858834167'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/wonderful-police-sketches.html' title='Wonderful Police Sketches'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2727659537966032105</id><published>2009-09-14T22:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-15T08:38:11.319-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='patrick swayze'/><title type='text'>In Memoriam</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gGowV5T8gt8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gGowV5T8gt8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2727659537966032105?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2727659537966032105/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-memorium.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2727659537966032105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2727659537966032105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-memorium.html' title='In Memoriam'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2643286924644120478</id><published>2009-09-10T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T22:45:39.466-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photoshop ladies'/><title type='text'>For Your Pleasure</title><content type='html'>No new videos in a while! Very busy with the bag stuff--I do apologize. Here's a few recent collage/photoshopped lady experiments to look at, if that's what you're into:  --&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3577/3520564357_4e94c61f3e.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3625/3521375114_946c52cf87.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2644/3858617568_4304f17fe2.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3858617510_37382abaea_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3419/3371298435_3fbac42f54.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3556/3371298413_aaef9993eb.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;more pics on mah &lt;a href=" http://www.flickr.com/photos/babygoldeen/sets/72157605967909375/" &gt;Flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2643286924644120478?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2643286924644120478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/for-your-pleasure.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2643286924644120478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2643286924644120478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/for-your-pleasure.html' title='For Your Pleasure'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-283485757296435176</id><published>2009-06-19T15:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T16:56:53.756-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='botox danielle'/><title type='text'>Botox</title><content type='html'>If Sandra Bullock's not careful she gon' end up looking like...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.sarahdeatley.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/danielle.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.walhello.com/sandra+bullock.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-283485757296435176?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/283485757296435176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/botox.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/283485757296435176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/283485757296435176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/botox.html' title='Botox'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2435377740168868534</id><published>2009-08-14T15:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T15:29:09.299-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='koko gorilla nipple kink sexual harassment'/><title type='text'>Koko Loves Kink</title><content type='html'>Not just for children anymore...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://feefeern.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/koko_and_mr_rogers2.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From wikipedia:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Koko has been involved in a number of sexual harassment lawsuits.[11] At least three former female employees have claimed that they were pressured into showing their breasts to Koko. They alleged that Patterson encouraged the behavior, often interpreted Koko's signs as requests for nipple display, and let them know that their job would be in danger if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish." Koko has been known to playfully grab both male and female nipples without warning or provocation. Patterson claims that Koko uses the word "nipple" to refer to humans because it sounds like "people".[12]&lt;br /&gt;All claims of harassment have been permanently dropped as of November 21, 2005 after the foundation and the parties involved reached a settlement.[13]&lt;br /&gt;Jody Weiner, Koko's lawyer, writes about Koko and sexual harassment in the book Kinship With Animals.[14]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1082/1443828176_2b35d02aa4.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2435377740168868534?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2435377740168868534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/koko-loves-kink.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2435377740168868534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2435377740168868534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/koko-loves-kink.html' title='Koko Loves Kink'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-7438511517434144018</id><published>2009-08-05T00:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T01:03:33.805-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot dog o face'/><title type='text'>He's Eating It!</title><content type='html'>MMmmm, this thing is so fucking gooood. I don't know which one to eat first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2497/3791682490_36eedd42d6_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2546/3790868517_064d2a0187_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3465/3790868501_1f76d6468d_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know whether I should screw it or eat it! Just a taste....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2436/3790868451_32bfd907f8_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3790868473_9b0ab084c7_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/3791682386_797d9c1781_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-7438511517434144018?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/7438511517434144018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/hes-eating-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7438511517434144018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7438511517434144018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/hes-eating-it.html' title='He&apos;s Eating It!'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-5343041486538391551</id><published>2009-08-04T09:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T09:53:25.787-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='orly taitz obama birthers'/><title type='text'>Birther Fashion Inspiration</title><content type='html'>This woman is batshit &lt;a href=" http://jezebel.com/5329155/msnbc-brings-birther-circus-into-full-public-view" &gt;crazy&lt;/a&gt;. Still, that doesn't seem to stop her from LOOKING AMAZING! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2668/3788590537_f8a11cc2d5_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She looks like Judith Light in 1989.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3788590709_d3389af9aa.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's like the best waitress-inspired look I've ever encountered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3592/3789402034_f75520889c.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-5343041486538391551?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/5343041486538391551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/birther-fashion-inspiration.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5343041486538391551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5343041486538391551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/birther-fashion-inspiration.html' title='Birther Fashion Inspiration'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3103492971731982223</id><published>2009-07-28T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T10:51:43.216-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cheese hot dog'/><title type='text'>Intermission</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2627/3765700033_4ba115fbdd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3765700109_e6ac7aa006.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3765700201_dbc87f7027.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2619/3765700287_bf611190f2.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3475/3766495736_46f983af81.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somewhere between repulsion and desire there is a cheesy hot dog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3103492971731982223?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3103492971731982223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/intermission.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3103492971731982223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3103492971731982223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/intermission.html' title='Intermission'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3120301491231437629</id><published>2009-07-08T21:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T21:46:26.077-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diane keaton acting while smoking'/><title type='text'>Interiors</title><content type='html'>I'm in the middle of compiling my favorite moments from Interiors, but I can't sit on this one any longer. It's probably my favorite thing ever, besides the way she gets up from a couch. I present.....Diane Keaton putting her napkin on the table...while acting!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0N655oFsjl0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0N655oFsjl0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3120301491231437629?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3120301491231437629/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/interiors.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3120301491231437629'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3120301491231437629'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/interiors.html' title='Interiors'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-550811702409811370</id><published>2009-06-16T16:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-16T16:14:38.919-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funnymen jay leno'/><title type='text'>Funnymen</title><content type='html'>Want to see my Jay Leno?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3633/3634135042_51e6ce80eb.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-550811702409811370?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/550811702409811370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/funnymen.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/550811702409811370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/550811702409811370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/funnymen.html' title='Funnymen'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-1684825808807975867</id><published>2009-06-12T22:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T22:59:04.172-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pulled pork karaoke'/><title type='text'>Fuck It Friday</title><content type='html'>My main man is rubbing 8 pounds of pork butt in the kitchen right now. Let us play a song to honor both of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GpbGnXjyK9Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GpbGnXjyK9Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.gourmet.com/images/recipes/2008/06/rs_junepicks_pulledpork608.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haal Mijn Adam Weg!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-1684825808807975867?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/1684825808807975867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/fuck-it-friday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1684825808807975867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1684825808807975867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/fuck-it-friday.html' title='Fuck It Friday'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-1950969946196897067</id><published>2009-05-03T21:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T21:44:24.452-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twee john hughes belle and sebastian'/><title type='text'>John Hughes was totally Emo</title><content type='html'>In the interest of dredging up my video past, here's a little piece from 2004. Back then, Bettina and I didn't have these "computers", thus the boom box/TV smash-up. Regardless, I still like the way this one matched up...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-FlqRz2ARlU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-FlqRz2ARlU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-1950969946196897067?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/1950969946196897067/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/05/john-hughes-was-totally-emo.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1950969946196897067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1950969946196897067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/05/john-hughes-was-totally-emo.html' title='John Hughes was totally Emo'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2506184133108389234</id><published>2009-04-18T19:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-18T19:49:14.082-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Smug and Smugger</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3372104676_4097c0ec49.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3371284607_7390fa9f10.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3461/3372104612_ebd57a12fd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2506184133108389234?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2506184133108389234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/smug-and-smugger.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2506184133108389234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2506184133108389234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/smug-and-smugger.html' title='Smug and Smugger'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-1121617824681852930</id><published>2009-04-14T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T23:23:30.298-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Best Rap</title><content type='html'>I've been sitting on this one for a while, but it's time has come. Welcome to Branson! Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm pretty sure this still counts as racist....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yle7zk8ltvc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yle7zk8ltvc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But they're laughing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3443268909_a909fd59a9.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At this guy's hairplugs anyway....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3443269177_8c598a88f1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3655/3443269003_2d3434e592.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know though. These guys ARE a laugh riot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3599/3443268303_a9e2f25c9f.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-1121617824681852930?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/1121617824681852930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-rap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1121617824681852930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1121617824681852930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-rap.html' title='The Best Rap'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-8935208979724913063</id><published>2009-03-23T20:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-24T10:42:26.807-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='royce marilyn old hollywood glamour hotel bar'/><title type='text'>Little Edie is SO Five Minutes Ago</title><content type='html'>It is my duty to bring these ladies to your attention. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3623/3381825264_ea0d1cd18d.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marilyn...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3381006451_4f7031941a.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and Royce!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3381825346_f3a5b6aae9.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(not Keith Richard's mom)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGldM85dXYs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGldM85dXYs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHyqd_MYWk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHyqd_MYWk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read &lt;a href="http://www.laweekly.com/1999-06-10/news/forever-fabulous/" &gt;this&lt;/a&gt;. You will have no regrets. There are about 8 other videos--watch them all &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Quandox2" &gt;here&lt;/a&gt; during lunch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks to Ross for the tip!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-8935208979724913063?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/8935208979724913063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/little-edie-is-so-five-minutes-ago.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/8935208979724913063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/8935208979724913063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/little-edie-is-so-five-minutes-ago.html' title='Little Edie is SO Five Minutes Ago'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-804851515601509421</id><published>2009-03-21T18:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T18:24:24.799-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Irene Cara....on FULL "SPEED"</title><content type='html'>I forgot to show you the whole reason for that previous post! Just found this on youtube, is not of my creation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please enjoy....IRENE CARA LIVE IN JAPAN!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IUMa7gGKzO4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IUMa7gGKzO4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-804851515601509421?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/804851515601509421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/irene-caraon-full-speed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/804851515601509421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/804851515601509421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/irene-caraon-full-speed.html' title='Irene Cara....on FULL &quot;SPEED&quot;'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3183434574662621797</id><published>2009-03-20T21:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-20T21:42:04.614-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irene cara chopsticks eating'/><title type='text'>My Dinner With Irene Cara</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3460/3372129174_20910567bd_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3457/3371308659_d00e9abd59_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3471/3371308707_a0f83160ee_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3474/3371308755_1b449910ab_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3371308789_8b433976d1_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3599/3371308837_811dcc0a67_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3570/3372129444_e84938067d_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3447/3371308561_e8e46263fc_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3183434574662621797?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3183434574662621797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/eating-out-with-irene.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3183434574662621797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3183434574662621797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/eating-out-with-irene.html' title='My Dinner With Irene Cara'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2106714917552012471</id><published>2009-03-14T14:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T15:00:36.787-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pretty in pink harry dean stanton duck man dice man blaine'/><title type='text'>Pretty Moments</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3602/3350296693_4171a970ee.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I put together a couple of Pretty In Pink montages. Harry D probably deserves one just for himself, but with this economy he's lucky to have a job. Watch his emotions build to a crescendo at the end of the first one!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wyQ1J_W7opw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wyQ1J_W7opw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o6CPFIrGjuk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o6CPFIrGjuk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2106714917552012471?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2106714917552012471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/pretty-moments.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2106714917552012471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2106714917552012471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/pretty-moments.html' title='Pretty Moments'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='02029611757415200302'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>1</thr:total></entry></feed>