<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919</id><updated>2011-07-08T05:08:02.281-07:00</updated><category term='randy evi quaid'/><category term='diane keaton acting while smoking'/><category term='cheese hot dog'/><category term='bachelorette party clown fellatio crotchless panties'/><category term='jack palance sandy duncan wheat thins pj soles commercials'/><category term='royce marilyn old hollywood glamour hotel bar'/><category term='david paul'/><category term='sex over the phone village people diana ross muscles'/><category term='corey feldman'/><category term='hot dog o face'/><category term='naked men bad accents garbage truck woof boxer briefs horny ladies'/><category term='michael pritchard'/><category term='orly taitz obama birthers'/><category term='irene cara chopsticks eating'/><category term='funnymen jay leno'/><category term='twee john hughes belle and sebastian'/><category term='scarlett johansson mia farrow'/><category term='pretty in pink harry dean stanton duck man dice man blaine'/><category term='botox danielle'/><category term='angela lansbury bubble bath massage'/><category term='freedom of expressions'/><category term='patrick swayze'/><category term='shitty police sketches'/><category term='disney subliminal messages'/><category term='corey haim'/><category term='koko gorilla nipple kink sexual harassment'/><category term='toaster strudel breakfast'/><category term='scene'/><category term='milky the milking cow'/><category term='robert carradine castration scare'/><category term='twin sitterspeter paul'/><category term='pulled pork karaoke'/><category term='cheryl ladd spandex'/><category term='barbarian brothers'/><category term='makeover'/><category term='photoshop ladies'/><title type='text'>Working Girls Doodle Pad</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>40</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-8759861963647662374</id><published>2010-08-27T21:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-08-27T21:51:09.516-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Dynasty Takes Over</title><content type='html'>I'm going to review every episode of Dynasty! Don't worry, it's a picture book. Tumble it! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4118/4933451481_7a7b2c727f_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://dynastyfeelings.tumblr.com/" &gt;http://dynastyfeelings.tumblr.com/&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-8759861963647662374?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/8759861963647662374/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2010/08/dynasty-takes-over.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/8759861963647662374'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/8759861963647662374'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2010/08/dynasty-takes-over.html' title='Dynasty Takes Over'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-7791727352383061437</id><published>2010-06-15T19:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2010-06-15T19:11:27.193-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='makeover'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twin sitterspeter paul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scene'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='david paul'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corey feldman'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='corey haim'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='barbarian brothers'/><title type='text'>MAKEOVER TIME!</title><content type='html'>So I haven't posted stuff in a long time--life's been too busy to doodle on this working girl's pad. That said, I just made a lil' makeover REMIX which you would be remiss to MISS. Please enjoy the Barbarian Brothers as they give the brothers' Feldman and Haim a new image.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-45hiQAFu0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/L-45hiQAFu0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;REAL PUNKS&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-7791727352383061437?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' 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href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2010/02/excuses-excuses.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7621485749315958767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7621485749315958767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2010/02/excuses-excuses.html' title='Excuses, excuses'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' 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type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2010/01/sex-over-phone-with-side-of-muscles.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/153313630299906363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/153313630299906363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2010/01/sex-over-phone-with-side-of-muscles.html' title='Sex Over The Phone with a side of Muscles'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6423518861822872388</id><published>2010-01-10T13:59:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-10T14:10:38.617-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='michael pritchard'/><title type='text'>Michael Pritchard</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2744/4263308781_6527582ba2.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4050/4258904148_4a4027a02b_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4258904266_80f44b4aa4_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2780/4258904176_5a14b58e19_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2793/4258904240_8e5e3b1012_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3071909826577621951</id><published>2010-01-01T14:43:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2010-01-01T15:18:08.418-08:00</updated><title type='text'>HAPPY 2010 !@)!)</title><content type='html'>New Years tchotchkes for everyone!!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4044/4235160496_f401e2e0ef_o.jpg"/&gt; (from "American Pop")&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4069/4235161446_8de44e71d5_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4049/4235161536_f0e11d4159_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From "American Pop" (1981)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2509/4234385953_129b084e9e_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2666/4234385913_e6c667b6ab_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4069/4234387125_2fb7d22b67_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;These gloves:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2748/4191489025_557d498e05.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This chakra&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://2.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kuutuxRXax1qa8z4to1_400.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2535/4235161134_542523c99c.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2639/4235161028_8cdd974996_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4001/4235160970_91460cb643_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2510/4191489461_f7ee8d1d96.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4235329140_4b28e12fce.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4060/4235329140_4b28e12fce_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6442004580577548212</id><published>2009-12-23T13:07:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-23T13:17:49.554-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='randy evi quaid'/><title type='text'>Randy and Evi Quaid: NEW EDITION</title><content type='html'>More of what you know you love.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4022/4208953889_9249e65529_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4045/4208953831_9c9482d916_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2487/4209716282_a95d282ff5_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2761/4208953803_80588b85c2_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2718/4208953775_9054e76c78_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From &lt;a href=" http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/12/randy-and-evi-quaid-run-christmas" &gt;Radar Online&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2538/4209724564_0eed6cbb7a_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MERRY CHRISTMAS!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6442004580577548212?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6442004580577548212/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/12/randy-and-evi-quaid-new-edition.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6442004580577548212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6442004580577548212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/12/randy-and-evi-quaid-new-edition.html' title='Randy and Evi Quaid: NEW EDITION'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3787832877682276285</id><published>2009-12-17T23:25:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-12-17T23:33:31.896-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='disney subliminal messages'/><title type='text'>Disney 666</title><content type='html'>I spent a few minutes indulging in Disney subliminal messages today.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The classic priest with a boner...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When we heard about this one we showed it to my mom.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2514/4193957689_27f6f20792.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2703/4194712796_28de2c24ed_o.jpg "/&gt; LOL&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Missed this one, although the YouTube commenters say it's actually SFX...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2635/4193957733_91a8f3616d_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tits in cinema--it's a naked women!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2538/4194712834_4351d21b58_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2697/4194712860_a956b5d7fb_m.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hitler, LOL! I have no idea what this one is from.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2609/4194712886_66029a4fc0_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3787832877682276285?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3787832877682276285/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/12/disney-666.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3787832877682276285'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3787832877682276285'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/12/disney-666.html' title='Disney 666'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6374791342227851430</id><published>2009-11-30T19:37:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-30T19:50:09.443-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='toaster strudel breakfast'/><title type='text'>Grape Jelly Break</title><content type='html'>As I was watching this commercial, I realized that it actually looks good to me. It's basically like a toaster strudel, and about three people in the world know how many of those I ate as a teenager...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just take some good old white bread, slather on some cream cheese....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2471/4149293182_c69954e4c8_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Add just a tiny, tiny dab of the jelly of your choice...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2605/4149293232_16d253f2d6_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Butter both sides...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2712/4148534101_c8e241b94c_o.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then dip it in some eggy mixture and fry the thing.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2600/4149293310_c87ca233ba_o.jpg " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2803/4148534171_76ff6d32c1_o.jpg " /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Think I might make a version of this tomorrow.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6374791342227851430?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6374791342227851430/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/grape-jelly-break.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6374791342227851430'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6374791342227851430'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/grape-jelly-break.html' title='Grape Jelly Break'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3598601809369449350</id><published>2009-11-23T19:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-23T20:09:26.000-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='bachelorette party clown fellatio crotchless panties'/><title type='text'>Classic Penis Pasta Post: Bachelorette Party</title><content type='html'>Some screen grabs from "The Party" (1988).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2531/4129338925_4de8faffff.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can't say I'd recommend watching this feature film, but it did yield some classic bachelorette party moments. Here are some of its better ones.... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2622/4130105948_f233a9dcfc.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Classic way to propose to your lady is on a rented raft. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2665/4130105974_ea06560e41.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2589/4130151912_918e47a1a2.jpg "/&gt; &lt;br /&gt;Didn't realize they had The View in the 80's. But more than that, I didn't know it was standard procedure to invite the press in for your bachelorette party. I guess some things we will never figure out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2586/4130106036_88b179560e.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Invite a young Catherine Keener to your party--it'll be way better!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2774/4122954064_6949845e2e.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4122182375_4677a6233d.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I can only wish I will live long enough to give my granddaughter crotchless panties for her wedding night. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2747/4122954180_6ef3a27aae.jpg"/&gt;  &lt;br /&gt;Thanks, Gramma!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2770/4122182283_e7c91a86a5.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Unveiling the "donkey"...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...it's not a party 'til someone fellates a clown. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2688/4122953964_8b5dde19d9.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But it can't go up to eleven until someone sets off the party alarm!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2803/4122953580_50081813d5.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2613/4122182131_c46f545672.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I appreciate the attention to detail they've paid--turning around the toy as well as the dudes.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2610/4122182083_6cd635797d.jpg "/&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2562/4122182037_93364ec8c0.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2688/4122181991_1dab225614.jpg "/&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Get this woman some chocolate, a drink, or a penis STAT! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2788/4122181941_f433ee5778.jpg "/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3598601809369449350?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3598601809369449350/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/classic-penis-pasta-post-bachelorette.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3598601809369449350'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3598601809369449350'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/classic-penis-pasta-post-bachelorette.html' title='Classic Penis Pasta Post: Bachelorette Party'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2803/4122953580_50081813d5_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-7566887071197924846</id><published>2009-11-03T19:56:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-11-03T20:08:11.614-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='milky the milking cow'/><title type='text'>Milky the Milking Cow</title><content type='html'>Best toy I never had...MILKY! I'll let the pictures do the talking:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2438/4073523433_53c1b21bf0_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2551/4074280870_36cde89e2d_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You simply fill up her udders with white powder...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2538/4073523353_ac08d58c24_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Push her head down into a trough of water...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2662/4074280780_0b2a79a3cf_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Crank that MF's tail....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2775/4074280754_1f3d1f0f9c_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then squeeze out the viscous white fluid. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2756/4073523221_33863c701c_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3482/4074280656_be74ac1f6c_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3491/4074280592_0d581d00b4_o.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2740/4074280514_3138696e8d_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That'll really ring Milky's bell!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2732/4073523033_9758598cfc_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-7566887071197924846?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/7566887071197924846/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/milky-milking-cow.html#comment-form' title='7 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7566887071197924846'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7566887071197924846'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/11/milky-milking-cow.html' title='Milky the Milking Cow'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>7</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6465714379931239308</id><published>2009-10-07T23:16:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-10-07T23:50:44.259-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='jack palance sandy duncan wheat thins pj soles commercials'/><title type='text'>Unsavory Celebrity Commercial Appearances</title><content type='html'>Here's a few great ones...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jack Palance for Canada Dry ginger ale... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3576/3991659179_404126df32.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PJ Soles for deodorant. Valedictorian? Right. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2648/3991659215_b0236c80eb.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Classic unflattering shot of Sandy Duncan for Wheat Thins:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2429/3991659281_affd965eea.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3518/3992418798_19d97c31dd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6465714379931239308?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6465714379931239308/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/10/unsavory-celebrity-commercial.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-5662978288183841788</id><published>2009-09-30T10:15:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T10:19:07.790-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='scarlett johansson mia farrow'/><title type='text'>Spot the Real* Actress</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3313578320_58a9c299aa.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3523/3967572741_ae847d8809.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*trick question&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-5662978288183841788?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/5662978288183841788/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/spot-real-actress.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5662978288183841788'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5662978288183841788'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/spot-real-actress.html' title='Spot the Real* Actress'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3313578320_58a9c299aa_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2659493835746256934</id><published>2009-09-30T09:39:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-30T09:41:27.410-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='randy evi quaid'/><title type='text'>Nobody Puts Randy and Evi Quaid in the Right Corner!</title><content type='html'>Can you put these pictures of Randy and Evi Quaid in the correct chronological order?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/3969498306_e7ddcbd82f.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2421/3969497898_60174e1d1d.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3526/3968725597_a4f2c73641.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2539/3969497206_dde356a126.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2659493835746256934?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2659493835746256934/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/nobody-puts-randy-and-evi-quaid-in.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2659493835746256934'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2659493835746256934'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/nobody-puts-randy-and-evi-quaid-in.html' title='Nobody Puts Randy and Evi Quaid in the Right Corner!'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2630/3969498306_e7ddcbd82f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6689778524858834167</id><published>2009-09-19T18:04:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-19T18:10:28.633-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='shitty police sketches'/><title type='text'>Wonderful Police Sketches</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3462/3935166295_4e260bb47e.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2507/3935166335_1c15db7980.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2652/3935946938_bf17ca8291.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3482/3935946882_5623f36571.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2647/3935946840_5e19bbd2ea.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2638/3935166267_beaac14ca6.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3935947176_721ea125be.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;See more at the &lt;a href=" http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/photogallery/police-sketches-only-a-mother-could-love.html" &gt;crime library&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6689778524858834167?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2465/3935947176_721ea125be_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2727659537966032105</id><published>2009-09-14T22:58:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-15T08:38:11.319-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='patrick swayze'/><title type='text'>In Memoriam</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gGowV5T8gt8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gGowV5T8gt8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" 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href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/in-memorium.html' title='In Memoriam'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2643286924644120478</id><published>2009-09-10T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-10T22:45:39.466-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='photoshop ladies'/><title type='text'>For Your Pleasure</title><content type='html'>No new videos in a while! Very busy with the bag stuff--I do apologize. Here's a few recent collage/photoshopped lady experiments to look at, if that's what you're into:  --&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3577/3520564357_4e94c61f3e.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3625/3521375114_946c52cf87.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2644/3858617568_4304f17fe2.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3858617510_37382abaea_o.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src=" http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3419/3371298435_3fbac42f54.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3556/3371298413_aaef9993eb.jpg "/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;more pics on mah &lt;a href=" http://www.flickr.com/photos/babygoldeen/sets/72157605967909375/" &gt;Flickr&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2643286924644120478?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2643286924644120478/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/for-your-pleasure.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2643286924644120478'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2643286924644120478'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/09/for-your-pleasure.html' title='For Your Pleasure'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2435377740168868534</id><published>2009-08-14T15:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T15:29:09.299-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='koko gorilla nipple kink sexual harassment'/><title type='text'>Koko Loves Kink</title><content type='html'>Not just for children anymore...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://feefeern.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/koko_and_mr_rogers2.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;From wikipedia:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Koko has been involved in a number of sexual harassment lawsuits.[11] At least three former female employees have claimed that they were pressured into showing their breasts to Koko. They alleged that Patterson encouraged the behavior, often interpreted Koko's signs as requests for nipple display, and let them know that their job would be in danger if they "did not indulge Koko's nipple fetish." Koko has been known to playfully grab both male and female nipples without warning or provocation. Patterson claims that Koko uses the word "nipple" to refer to humans because it sounds like "people".[12]&lt;br /&gt;All claims of harassment have been permanently dropped as of November 21, 2005 after the foundation and the parties involved reached a settlement.[13]&lt;br /&gt;Jody Weiner, Koko's lawyer, writes about Koko and sexual harassment in the book Kinship With Animals.[14]&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1082/1443828176_2b35d02aa4.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2435377740168868534?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2435377740168868534/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/koko-loves-kink.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2435377740168868534'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2435377740168868534'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/koko-loves-kink.html' title='Koko Loves Kink'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1082/1443828176_2b35d02aa4_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-7438511517434144018</id><published>2009-08-05T00:58:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-05T01:03:33.805-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='hot dog o face'/><title type='text'>He's Eating It!</title><content type='html'>MMmmm, this thing is so fucking gooood. I don't know which one to eat first.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2497/3791682490_36eedd42d6_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2546/3790868517_064d2a0187_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3465/3790868501_1f76d6468d_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know whether I should screw it or eat it! Just a taste....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2436/3790868451_32bfd907f8_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3585/3790868473_9b0ab084c7_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2433/3791682386_797d9c1781_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-7438511517434144018?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/7438511517434144018/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/hes-eating-it.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7438511517434144018'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7438511517434144018'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/hes-eating-it.html' title='He&apos;s Eating It!'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2497/3791682490_36eedd42d6_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-5343041486538391551</id><published>2009-08-04T09:45:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-04T09:53:25.787-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='orly taitz obama birthers'/><title type='text'>Birther Fashion Inspiration</title><content type='html'>This woman is batshit &lt;a href=" http://jezebel.com/5329155/msnbc-brings-birther-circus-into-full-public-view" &gt;crazy&lt;/a&gt;. Still, that doesn't seem to stop her from LOOKING AMAZING! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; &lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2668/3788590537_f8a11cc2d5_m.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She looks like Judith Light in 1989.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3788590709_d3389af9aa.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;It's like the best waitress-inspired look I've ever encountered.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3592/3789402034_f75520889c.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-5343041486538391551?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/5343041486538391551/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/birther-fashion-inspiration.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5343041486538391551'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/5343041486538391551'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/08/birther-fashion-inspiration.html' title='Birther Fashion Inspiration'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2668/3788590537_f8a11cc2d5_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3103492971731982223</id><published>2009-07-28T10:46:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T10:51:43.216-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cheese hot dog'/><title type='text'>Intermission</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2627/3765700033_4ba115fbdd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3459/3765700109_e6ac7aa006.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3765700201_dbc87f7027.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2619/3765700287_bf611190f2.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3475/3766495736_46f983af81.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Somewhere between repulsion and desire there is a cheesy hot dog.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3103492971731982223?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3103492971731982223/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/intermission.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3103492971731982223'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3103492971731982223'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/intermission.html' title='Intermission'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2627/3765700033_4ba115fbdd_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3120301491231437629</id><published>2009-07-08T21:42:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-08T21:46:26.077-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='diane keaton acting while smoking'/><title type='text'>Interiors</title><content type='html'>I'm in the middle of compiling my favorite moments from Interiors, but I can't sit on this one any longer. It's probably my favorite thing ever, besides the way she gets up from a couch. I present.....Diane Keaton putting her napkin on the table...while acting!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0N655oFsjl0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0N655oFsjl0&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3120301491231437629?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3120301491231437629/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/interiors.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3120301491231437629'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3120301491231437629'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/07/interiors.html' title='Interiors'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-283485757296435176</id><published>2009-06-19T15:43:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-14T16:56:53.756-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='botox danielle'/><title type='text'>Botox</title><content type='html'>If Sandra Bullock's not careful she gon' end up looking like...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.sarahdeatley.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/danielle.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.walhello.com/sandra+bullock.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-283485757296435176?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/283485757296435176/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/botox.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/283485757296435176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/283485757296435176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/botox.html' title='Botox'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-550811702409811370</id><published>2009-06-16T16:13:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-16T16:14:38.919-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funnymen jay leno'/><title type='text'>Funnymen</title><content type='html'>Want to see my Jay Leno?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3633/3634135042_51e6ce80eb.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-550811702409811370?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/550811702409811370/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/funnymen.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/550811702409811370'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/550811702409811370'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/funnymen.html' title='Funnymen'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3633/3634135042_51e6ce80eb_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-1684825808807975867</id><published>2009-06-12T22:47:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-12T22:59:04.172-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pulled pork karaoke'/><title type='text'>Fuck It Friday</title><content type='html'>My main man is rubbing 8 pounds of pork butt in the kitchen right now. Let us play a song to honor both of them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GpbGnXjyK9Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GpbGnXjyK9Q&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://www.gourmet.com/images/recipes/2008/06/rs_junepicks_pulledpork608.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Haal Mijn Adam Weg!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-1684825808807975867?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/1684825808807975867/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/fuck-it-friday.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1684825808807975867'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1684825808807975867'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/06/fuck-it-friday.html' title='Fuck It Friday'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-1950969946196897067</id><published>2009-05-03T21:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-03T21:44:24.452-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='twee john hughes belle and sebastian'/><title type='text'>John Hughes was totally Emo</title><content type='html'>In the interest of dredging up my video past, here's a little piece from 2004. Back then, Bettina and I didn't have these "computers", thus the boom box/TV smash-up. Regardless, I still like the way this one matched up...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/-FlqRz2ARlU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/-FlqRz2ARlU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-1950969946196897067?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/1950969946196897067/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/05/john-hughes-was-totally-emo.html#comment-form' title='2 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1950969946196897067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1950969946196897067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/05/john-hughes-was-totally-emo.html' title='John Hughes was totally Emo'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>2</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2506184133108389234</id><published>2009-04-18T19:47:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-18T19:49:14.082-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Smug and Smugger</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3372104676_4097c0ec49.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3572/3371284607_7390fa9f10.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3461/3372104612_ebd57a12fd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2506184133108389234?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2506184133108389234/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/smug-and-smugger.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2506184133108389234'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2506184133108389234'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/smug-and-smugger.html' title='Smug and Smugger'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3539/3372104676_4097c0ec49_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-1121617824681852930</id><published>2009-04-14T22:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-04-14T23:23:30.298-07:00</updated><title type='text'>The Best Rap</title><content type='html'>I've been sitting on this one for a while, but it's time has come. Welcome to Branson! Come with me and you'll be in a world of pure imagination.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm pretty sure this still counts as racist....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yle7zk8ltvc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yle7zk8ltvc&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But they're laughing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3443268909_a909fd59a9.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;At this guy's hairplugs anyway....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3545/3443269177_8c598a88f1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3655/3443269003_2d3434e592.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I don't know though. These guys ARE a laugh riot.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3599/3443268303_a9e2f25c9f.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-1121617824681852930?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/1121617824681852930/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-rap.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1121617824681852930'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1121617824681852930'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/04/best-rap.html' title='The Best Rap'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3443268909_a909fd59a9_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-8935208979724913063</id><published>2009-03-23T20:36:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-24T10:42:26.807-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='royce marilyn old hollywood glamour hotel bar'/><title type='text'>Little Edie is SO Five Minutes Ago</title><content type='html'>It is my duty to bring these ladies to your attention. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3623/3381825264_ea0d1cd18d.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Marilyn...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3653/3381006451_4f7031941a.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and Royce!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3381825346_f3a5b6aae9.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(not Keith Richard's mom)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGldM85dXYs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pGldM85dXYs&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHyqd_MYWk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IGHyqd_MYWk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Read &lt;a href="http://www.laweekly.com/1999-06-10/news/forever-fabulous/" &gt;this&lt;/a&gt;. You will have no regrets. There are about 8 other videos--watch them all &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/Quandox2" &gt;here&lt;/a&gt; during lunch.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thanks to Ross for the tip!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-8935208979724913063?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/8935208979724913063/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/little-edie-is-so-five-minutes-ago.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/8935208979724913063'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/8935208979724913063'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/little-edie-is-so-five-minutes-ago.html' title='Little Edie is SO Five Minutes Ago'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3623/3381825264_ea0d1cd18d_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-804851515601509421</id><published>2009-03-21T18:19:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-21T18:24:24.799-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Irene Cara....on FULL "SPEED"</title><content type='html'>I forgot to show you the whole reason for that previous post! Just found this on youtube, is not of my creation. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Please enjoy....IRENE CARA LIVE IN JAPAN!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IUMa7gGKzO4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IUMa7gGKzO4&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-804851515601509421?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/804851515601509421/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/irene-caraon-full-speed.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/804851515601509421'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/804851515601509421'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/irene-caraon-full-speed.html' title='Irene Cara....on FULL &quot;SPEED&quot;'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3183434574662621797</id><published>2009-03-20T21:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-20T21:42:04.614-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='irene cara chopsticks eating'/><title type='text'>My Dinner With Irene Cara</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3460/3372129174_20910567bd_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3457/3371308659_d00e9abd59_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3471/3371308707_a0f83160ee_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3474/3371308755_1b449910ab_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3614/3371308789_8b433976d1_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3599/3371308837_811dcc0a67_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3570/3372129444_e84938067d_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3447/3371308561_e8e46263fc_m.jpg" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3183434574662621797?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3183434574662621797/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/eating-out-with-irene.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3183434574662621797'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3183434574662621797'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/eating-out-with-irene.html' title='My Dinner With Irene Cara'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3460/3372129174_20910567bd_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2106714917552012471</id><published>2009-03-14T14:53:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-14T15:00:36.787-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='pretty in pink harry dean stanton duck man dice man blaine'/><title type='text'>Pretty Moments</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3602/3350296693_4171a970ee.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I put together a couple of Pretty In Pink montages. Harry D probably deserves one just for himself, but with this economy he's lucky to have a job. Watch his emotions build to a crescendo at the end of the first one!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/wyQ1J_W7opw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/wyQ1J_W7opw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/o6CPFIrGjuk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/o6CPFIrGjuk&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2106714917552012471?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2106714917552012471/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/pretty-moments.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2106714917552012471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2106714917552012471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/pretty-moments.html' title='Pretty Moments'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3602/3350296693_4171a970ee_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-3706177072626866724</id><published>2009-03-10T23:57:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-03-11T00:03:23.939-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='naked men bad accents garbage truck woof boxer briefs horny ladies'/><title type='text'>Honk If You're Horny!</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3345564743_22b5e439dd.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3297/3345564645_bf07d1f93b.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3326/3346398668_95c9dcb9d1.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/htqM0im9pCU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/htqM0im9pCU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-3706177072626866724?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/3706177072626866724/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/honk-if-youre-horny.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3706177072626866724'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/3706177072626866724'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/honk-if-youre-horny.html' title='Honk If You&apos;re Horny!'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3620/3345564743_22b5e439dd_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-4140684151564176152</id><published>2009-03-05T21:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-05T21:41:15.918-08:00</updated><title type='text'>DOORWAYS TO SATAN</title><content type='html'>This video came from a thrift store with a dry-erase board by the door asking:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How can we pray for you today? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Consider my prayers answered. Thank you, Hidden Treasures! &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;There's a whole series of Pagan Invasion, but this particular gem focuses on literal doorways to Satan:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3591/3325149816_9d835238e8.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found a lot to love about Pagan Invasion series, and I admit they had me from hello*.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEE FORMER SATANISTS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3027/3313512216_3f2cc6f9a6.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3660/3313517612_7ce87e36b6.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEE SOON-TO-BE SATANISTS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3388/3313512072_fdf2ff0e17.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;SEE ACTUAL SATANISTS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3046/3312682935_9b279fa391.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And two of the coziest Christians I've ever seen...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3402/3313511980_5e8be85eab.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3548/3313512296_24fe600106.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PLEASE ENJOY MY SATANIC OPUS!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b9xZULBjBKQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b9xZULBjBKQ&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Then watch what I think what they were trying to warn us about....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TP1bUQNO-mI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TP1bUQNO-mI&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;*full intro&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qUqiSWGAFug&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qUqiSWGAFug&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-4140684151564176152?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/4140684151564176152/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-video-came-from-thrift-store-with.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/4140684151564176152'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/4140684151564176152'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/this-video-came-from-thrift-store-with.html' title='DOORWAYS TO SATAN'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3591/3325149816_9d835238e8_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6367148769160160407</id><published>2009-03-04T23:06:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-05T18:50:17.275-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jokes from my step-dad...</title><content type='html'>So I was driving into work this   &lt;br /&gt;morning, and this dick in a truck &lt;br /&gt;pulls out in front of me........ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3368/3329674085_d74664a5c2.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6367148769160160407?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6367148769160160407/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/jokes-from-my-step-dad.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6367148769160160407'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6367148769160160407'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/03/jokes-from-my-step-dad.html' title='Jokes from my step-dad...'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3368/3329674085_d74664a5c2_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-2293473191600208035</id><published>2009-02-28T17:19:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-28T17:25:45.870-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='freedom of expressions'/><title type='text'>Freedom of Expressions</title><content type='html'>&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3317948670_b6fc04e41f.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3644/3317948720_6f3de71944.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3635/3317121639_04646062e3.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3630/3317121697_5cdd463069.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3600/3317121763_e7097618cb.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3604/3317121827_f57e38f71e.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3412/3317949102_47b6e766a4.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3575/3317121929_89dc490231.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3233/3317949232_3de01cefa4.jpg"/&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-2293473191600208035?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/2293473191600208035/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/freedom-of-expressions.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2293473191600208035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/2293473191600208035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/freedom-of-expressions.html' title='Freedom of Expressions'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3336/3317948670_b6fc04e41f_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-1539198184728932812</id><published>2009-02-27T00:13:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-27T00:16:18.530-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='cheryl ladd spandex'/><title type='text'>Bedtime Stories</title><content type='html'>I didn't make this, but it's mesmerizing!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/twzQUO5Agls&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/twzQUO5Agls&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-1539198184728932812?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/1539198184728932812/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/bedtime-stories.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1539198184728932812'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/1539198184728932812'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/bedtime-stories.html' title='Bedtime Stories'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-4671222582633702433</id><published>2009-02-25T12:28:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-25T12:29:05.805-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Relax! It's chocolate soda.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dw6RND2hMzE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Dw6RND2hMzE&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-4671222582633702433?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/4671222582633702433/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/relax-its-chocolate-soda.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/4671222582633702433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/4671222582633702433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/relax-its-chocolate-soda.html' title='Relax! It&apos;s chocolate soda.'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-6037478620810813320</id><published>2009-02-24T22:34:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-24T22:40:41.945-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='robert carradine castration scare'/><title type='text'>Carradine Castration</title><content type='html'>Let me show you something before you leave...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jl4XJxGevX8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jl4XJxGevX8&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-6037478620810813320?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/6037478620810813320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/carradine-castration.html#comment-form' title='1 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6037478620810813320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/6037478620810813320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/carradine-castration.html' title='Carradine Castration'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><thr:total>1</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7327119963616016919.post-7891358615201736555</id><published>2009-02-24T00:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-24T09:36:57.564-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='angela lansbury bubble bath massage'/><title type='text'>Advice from Mom</title><content type='html'>Hi! Welcome to my doodle pad. Shall we start by getting a little close to Angela Lansbury?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3402/3306267163_3190c1e728.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Screw it. Let's get close in the biblical sense...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/amRwERLwTrU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/amRwERLwTrU&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3083/3306267403_558fd882b3.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Did you know that tea tastes better out of a thin teacup? It's true!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/7327119963616016919-7891358615201736555?l=penispasta.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/feeds/7891358615201736555/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/advice-from-mom.html#comment-form' title='4 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7891358615201736555'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/7327119963616016919/posts/default/7891358615201736555'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://penispasta.blogspot.com/2009/02/advice-from-mom.html' title='Advice from Mom'/><author><name>Wooly Bison</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/11112516227383779358</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='29' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_mljx3Qw7Rjs/TCro-FC5_3I/AAAAAAAAAEw/9H4e2hQsSuY/S220/greeneyepic.jpg'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3402/3306267163_3190c1e728_t.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>4</thr:total></entry></feed>
